Pope Alien . Commentary

Saturday, July 15, 2006

The truth about planet earth.


Ok. I'm going to tell you the truth now. Are you ready? Planet Earth is only 27 years old.

I know, I know.. You've heard otherwise havent you? Some 'scientists' want us to believe the earth is millions of years old, and some 'men of faith' want us to believe that the earth is six thousand years old, but you know what? They're all liars.

Our earth is only 27 years old.

It's true! I'm sure some of you (particularly those of you older than 27) may be suprised to hear this, and I can understand your reticence to believe, but you've just got to have faith. Are you going to believe carbon? or are you going to believe me? Planet Earth is only 27 years old, and that's Gods honest truth.

So now you know.

         

2 Comments:

  • It's funny because it's true...

    Believe sinner! Or I cast yer soul into the abyss of hell where all the other sinners, and brown people, and stupid people goooooo! wooooooo!

    By Anonymous, at 12:17 PM  

  • No estimate could be proven completely accurate, and is simple "close" with a range of probable variance. You are as correct as everyone else, except that your expected level of variance is disproportionately higher.

    By Anonymous, at 2:12 PM  

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