Dog goggles to prevent small dogs from eating their own eyes

Do you have a small excitable dog bred with large eye sockets?

if so, were you aware that they may be at risk of auto-ocular ingestion?

Luckily there are now specialized dog-goggles to prevent such an occurence!

"Chiwoggles brand dog goggles are a very important precautionary measure to prevent your adorable chiwawa from eating his or her own eyes."